BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS MISSES THE CUT AT THE QUAIL HOLLOW TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT’S NEXT FOR THE TIGER? WILL HE GET TO THE NEXT TOURNAMENT IN GRAND FORM? WILL HE WIN A COUPLE OF MAJORS THIS YEAR? WILL HE MAKE A CHARGE, AS HE’S DONE IN THE PAST, AND TEAR THE FIELD UP IN THE TOURNAMENTS, GOING FORWARD, AND WIN 3 MAJORS TO CLOSE OUT THE SEASON AS THE GREATEST GOLFER OF ALL TIME?

TIGER FALLS TODAY, TIGER FALLS TODAY, TIGER FALLS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TIGER WOODS, THE NO.1 RATED GOLFER IN THE WORLD TODAY, HAS FAILED TO QUALIFY FOR THE QUAIL HOLLOW. UUHHMM, THE SPORTS GUYS ARE  SHOOK, THE TOURNAMENT SPONSORS ARE SWEATING, BECAUSE, THERE’S NO TIGER THIS WEEKEND. WHO WILL WATCH GOLF THIS WEEKEND? WILL YOU?

MYBOYSAY,  IS STATING THAT ALL REGULAR SPORTS FANS, THAT IS, GOLF FANS WILL DART IN AND OUT TO SEE WHO’S ON THE LEADER BOARD, BUT THE SPONSORS ARE SICK, AND WILL TAKE A BATH ON THEIR INVESTMENT THIS WEEKEND.

TIGER WOODS, IS HE UP FOR THE CHALLENGE? ALL OF THE GUYS ON THE COURSE SAY’S, HELL YEA. THEYVE PLAYED WITH THIS GUY FOR YEARS, AND THEY KNOW THAT ONCE HE’S PAST THIS MEDIA, SPORTS WRITERS, AND FIELD DISTRACTION PROCESS, THAT THE MAN WILL BLOW THE GOLF WORLD AWAY WITH THE MOST EXCITING FINISH OF THE SEASON THAT THE GOLF WORLD HAS EXPERIENCED IN ALL OF IT’S ERA.

THE PLAYERS ARE THE GUYS WHO KNOW, AND THE PLAYERS WON’T BE FOOLED BY THE OPPORTUNITY THAT TIGER EXPERIENCED TODAY.